Just what the doctor ordered

I was stuck in a rut so i decided to be spontaneous and random. Turns out it was for the best.

prime minister please...?

As you do sitting there one day getting lost in my own thoughts and I somehow got onto the subject of who would suit the next role as prime minister? Then it hit me, Jose Murhino why the hell not. I'm taking that one to downing. end.

A little pick me up for every who watches.

He is a little pick me up for whoever wishes to watch. It was a project at uni and the brief was 'how would you make the world a better place'. So to be honest, to make the world a better place we would probably have to eradicate ourselves of the face of the earth but that was to extreme to present. Plus who the hell would we be presenting to. We just decided to have a little fun through the medium of dancey-chancy (just made that up). 

Enjoy-sy-pops.

Parallel dimensions

As ever in history and in the foreseeable future we are on the edge of technology forever moving forward in everything we can do. Technological advances are and always have been that sense of progress within humanity. The thing is we can only feel that we are progressing because we can remember the past, we take satisfaction in the fact that we have come from A to B and satisfaction is based of the past what has happened. Now the future is a whole new kettle of fish. This is what drives us to build the technology, the unknowing, the unexplored and the scary. This, to me is the fun side. This is where you can pretty make up the future based on the past. Take for instance AI (Artificial Intelligence). Its been about for a while but the general consensus is that AI is a man made electrical 'brain'. It is hoped in the future that it will be so advanced that computers will have human emotions, feelings, reactions, and motives. This always got me thinking.

If we ever get to a stage in our existence where the AI is so life like that they could be considered human themselves, then how did we get here. The big bang is one theory and religion has its own but what if there has always been AI so good you cant tell the difference. What if we were living the AI life. What if we have already been created by some other being that has created AI so unrecognizable to its own existence. It would be doing the exact same thing that we are trying to do now except it has already done it and onto something else far more advanced. We would never know, ever. How much agro would that cause within the world nay the universe. It would all be a lie, a big fat lie. You would have to re-write everything, religion, science. What if we were a pet sitting on someone's mantle piece or whatever they would call it. It would put everything in perspective wouldn't it. There you go I've just solved the mystery of life, we are AI. So come join us. Just a thought. 

A few words

If you don't have any worries there is nothing that can hold you back.

You could do anything that you wanted to do.

Stand up and be counted, not just for the people around you but yourself.

To go out and get what ever it is that you want to do.

Throw down your hair and fucking get to grips with life.

Be who you have always wanted to be.

Live how you want to live.

If you are still reading this you have just made a choice.

Thats what life is about.

Choices are the bane of our existence.

Some bigger than others.

Its your job to start making good ones productively.

Your life, your rules.

Don't let anyone hold you back. 

You are who you are because of you.

Don't ever let any tell you otherwise.

Not even you own subconscious thought.

Be your own hero, be your own saviour.

Be your own puppet master.

Sexy body language

A small body language insight into the world of flirting with the opposite sex?!...

Rob Monday

Rob Monday is his name and train spotting is his bestist past time...

If you cant her the sound then don't worry your not going mad. Its a little issue my end. I am trying to get it sorted. In the mean time you can make up your own tune if you want? 

Big ploop = a wet arse!

We have all had it even the girls. It is quite possibly one of the most annoying things in the world.Its when you get that lovely little retort, that little thing your stool dose to let you know that it is on its way off down the pan onto bigger and better things. Just as it meets the water it will give you, what I think is essentially a 'poo wink', is a nice flush of water from where it has just come from. I know that they say that the next stage of human evolution is telecommunication but I'm not so sure it could be. I'm sure if we as a species are beginning to become so developed that out own turds are beginning to create their own bon voyage. After writing this short passage I have just convinced myself that they are little beings that we are carelessly flushing away. Next time I am vacating my bowels I'll give a second thought as to what that little piece of Brownage is trying to tell me. How ever much thought is put into it the fact of the matter remains, splash back is pissing annoying. If there is any Brownage out there reading this the please take note!  

Amy asked me for a seashorse for christmas...

...so I told her i'll take her to the stables?

Cabbies...

There must be a lot of stories about the cab drivers of Great Britain. How they, depending on where you come from, are geezers or the silent type. Even the smell of the car can be put somewhere, smelling the last persons sick, or how the one person never has enough money pisses off at the penultimate stop and doesn't mention it till his/her stop. When you are in a hurry and ask matey boy to put a foot down and he drives like a fucking nutter, driving up everyones arse and cutting people up left right and centre.

But never have I ever been in a cab and ive been in a lot of cabs, where there is total silence and the only noise you can hear is the sound of polly put the kettle on and how much is that doggy in the window............... woof bloody woof.