Cabbies...

There must be a lot of stories about the cab drivers of Great Britain. How they, depending on where you come from, are geezers or the silent type. Even the smell of the car can be put somewhere, smelling the last persons sick, or how the one person never has enough money pisses off at the penultimate stop and doesn't mention it till his/her stop. When you are in a hurry and ask matey boy to put a foot down and he drives like a fucking nutter, driving up everyones arse and cutting people up left right and centre.

But never have I ever been in a cab and ive been in a lot of cabs, where there is total silence and the only noise you can hear is the sound of polly put the kettle on and how much is that doggy in the window............... woof bloody woof.