Sexy body language

A small body language insight into the world of flirting with the opposite sex?!...

Rob Monday

Rob Monday is his name and train spotting is his bestist past time...

If you cant her the sound then don't worry your not going mad. Its a little issue my end. I am trying to get it sorted. In the mean time you can make up your own tune if you want? 

Big ploop = a wet arse!

We have all had it even the girls. It is quite possibly one of the most annoying things in the world.Its when you get that lovely little retort, that little thing your stool dose to let you know that it is on its way off down the pan onto bigger and better things. Just as it meets the water it will give you, what I think is essentially a 'poo wink', is a nice flush of water from where it has just come from. I know that they say that the next stage of human evolution is telecommunication but I'm not so sure it could be. I'm sure if we as a species are beginning to become so developed that out own turds are beginning to create their own bon voyage. After writing this short passage I have just convinced myself that they are little beings that we are carelessly flushing away. Next time I am vacating my bowels I'll give a second thought as to what that little piece of Brownage is trying to tell me. How ever much thought is put into it the fact of the matter remains, splash back is pissing annoying. If there is any Brownage out there reading this the please take note!  

Amy asked me for a seashorse for christmas...

...so I told her i'll take her to the stables?

Cabbies...

There must be a lot of stories about the cab drivers of Great Britain. How they, depending on where you come from, are geezers or the silent type. Even the smell of the car can be put somewhere, smelling the last persons sick, or how the one person never has enough money pisses off at the penultimate stop and doesn't mention it till his/her stop. When you are in a hurry and ask matey boy to put a foot down and he drives like a fucking nutter, driving up everyones arse and cutting people up left right and centre.

But never have I ever been in a cab and ive been in a lot of cabs, where there is total silence and the only noise you can hear is the sound of polly put the kettle on and how much is that doggy in the window............... woof bloody woof.